Things I’ve learned from my dog

While I’m well aware this post may give you all reason to make fun of me, I’m writing it anyway. Even if you already think I’m one of those people who dress their pets in clothes and push them around in strollers (I am NOT!), please read on for some valuable lessons I’ve learned as a pet owner.

• If you say you’re going to do something, you better follow through. If not, you lose your credibility AND your authority. • Greeting strangers with a kiss on the lips probably isn’t the best idea. You never know how they’re going to react. • If you love someone, make sure they know it. If you can’t manage to say the words, gaze at them with love in your eyes. • If someone isn’t going to eat something you like, you should. • Part of being a good friend is being there. Sit with people when they’re sad; celebrate with them when the occasion warrants it. • It always makes people happy that you get excited when they come home. • Homemade food really is better than the store-bought stuff. • Naps are important. Take as many as you can. • Some people aren’t trustworthy and you shouldn’t get too close to them. • Treats are a good reason to get excited. • The gift of another day should always be a cause for celebration. • There’s a lot to see if you just look past yourself (and out the window). • Sometimes, you should be the center of attention. • When you do something well, you deserve a reward. • The people who love you best are those who don’t care that you sometimes smell, have bad breath, or talk too loudly. They’re just happy that you’re there to share life with you. • Babies can be scary. • When you go somewhere and get a little nervous, it’s OK to get a little clingy. Just not too much. • Be happy with all the good things in your life. Don’t dwell too much on the not-so-great things. You’ll feel better. • You have to trust someone in life. They’re especially worthy if they take are of you, take you to the doctor even when you don’t want to go, and want to stop the pain when you’re hurting.