Pet Peeves

I just have a few things to get off my chest. . .I hope you guys enjoy!

Dear fellow employee (AKA lady whose office is now apparently somewhere on the same floor as mine): It’s rude to stand right in front of the elevator doors in the lobby and charge them as soon as they open. Here’s a tip: people have to get off before you can get on. If you give them a little room to actually breathe and step outside of the elevator when it stops and the doors open, I promise, you’ll get on there just as quickly. You’ll make it to your office and your blessed work just as fast. Just back off a little bit. It’s no fun trying to get off the elevator with you all up in my face! This is your dance space. This is my dance space. Telling you you’re in my bubble, mandy

Dear Concrete Truck driver on my way back from lunch: When the light is green and facing me, it means I have the right of way. It does not mean you, little ol’ you coming from the opposite direction and making a left hand turn, have the right to turn IN FRONT of me, give me a dirty look for trying to follow the traffic signals, and sling whatever was falling off your truck onto my car. Loving the right-of-way, Crazy Lady Driver

Dear YMCA Rewards program: You are the coolest idea ever! I can win points and put them toward actual cool stuff (like DVDs I actually want!)!!!! You have definitely given me some incentive to get off my tail and get back to the Y. See you there this afternoon! Thrilled with prizes, Mandy