Thoughts from a Saturday

• There’s no way Giada on the Food Network looks like that and cooks all that Italian food. And it’s not fair that she’s that pretty.

• When you’re cleaning and in a pinch for a cleanser, vinegar and water really does work well for most things. You just have to deal with the smell.

• If I know that the stories on “The Road to the Final Four” will make me cry, why do I watch it? Maybe a better question: why do stories about basketball players make me cry?

• Clark Kellogg annoys me.

• I have a love-hate relationship with Michael Beasley of Kansas State.

• Cleaning your house for people come over for Easter dinner is not always fun.

• Naps should be a part of every day!

• I should never wear my hair like this in public. (Sorry, neighbors!)