Ode to Memory Foam

Oh, Memory Foam pillows, I want to love you. I want to enthusiastically thank you for a good night’s sleep. I want to say you live up to all the hype. I’ve only had you for 2 days; I keep hoping our relationship will get better. But you’re not as comfortable as I thought you’d be. I did not sleep well on Friday night, the first night we met. You’re not flat enough, soft enough, whatever enough. You’re simply not the pillows I’ve had since I was five and loved for years, even though my mom says that’s not hygienic. But I’ll keep giving you a chance. Because I want you to come through. (I’ve always been a fan of the underdog.) Oh, Memory Foam pillows, I want to love you.