It’s all downhill from here

Today. . . has been rather bleh, to tell you the truth.

I’m tired. Slightly grumpy. I nearly took a nap on my keyboard.

So after harassing several people via email to entertain me, I took it upon myself to remedy the situation and went downstairs in search of Coke Zero or any form of caffeine I could easily introduce into my coma-like state. And found Sour Patch Kids.

OK, I don’t buy food out of the vending machine. That got me in a lot of trouble when I interned at a newspaper, because let’s face it, while seemingly yummy, vending machine food isn’t the best for you. Most of it is high in fat, processed to death, or way over-priced. But today, I bought candy. I don’t buy candy. Ever really. I only ever get a candy bar when I’m on a road trip. So now, I’m back in my office, stuffed to the gills (what a weird phrase!) with sugar, corn syrup, and caffeine and feeling a little weird.

But I am awake.

In other news, should you ever want to buy something for me, a good option might be these:

Because I would just look great in those. My birthday is October 1, if you need reminding. 🙂

(I’m teasing. But I do love those shoes.)