If found, return to the 4th floor

So, apparently, I need more than caffeine this afternoon. As I was going to the cafe at work for a snack and Coke Zero, I stopped by the department assistant’s desk to sign out. We’re supposed to make a note when we leave the floor so that in case of emergency or whatever, people know where we are. First, I tried to sign myself out as Emily, one of my coworkers. Our last names both start with C, so perhaps that was the reason, but our names are separated by at least one person on the list. So I can’t really explain that one. Then, I tried to sign out as leaving an hour earlier. Instead of 2:35, I wrote 1:35. When I had successfully purchased caffeine in the cafe and gotten back in the elevator. . . I couldn’t remember what button to push to get to the floor I work on.

I need a nap.