Baby needs a new pair of shoes

I ask this mostly to see how hard some of you can make me laugh. (I have a meeting today that I’m dreading, so laughter seems necessary.) Anyway, next Thursday, Mindy Lou Who and I are going to see Daughtry and Bon Jovi in concert. Yeah. (I’m taking smelling salts in case Mindy swoons.)

And a concert of this magnitude featuring Mr. Jon Bon Jovi deserves a new outfit. Don’t you agree? I do.

But I can’t decide what’s the appropriate kind of look for a Bon Jovi concert. Suggestions?

(Creativity is appreciated. Extra points for especially vivid descriptions and/or photos. You’ll lose points if you suggest I wear anything produced by Harley.)

P.S. I read yesterday that Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz are engaged AND expecting a baby. Who thinks the baby will arrive wearing eyeliner?